Wednesday, December 22, 2010

#1 (Or, I Am A Virgin.)

I am a blogging virgin.
The "about me" section on every page I've ever had was left blank. The Bio on my Facebook is empty but for some useless crap my hacker put in. I don't have a Tumblr, nor a do I have a Twitter account.
I have never felt a need to advertise what I had for breakfast, the brand names in my wardrobe or my opinions on the latest celebrity fuck-up.
I'm a nobody and would have preferred to stay that way.. except today I realised something; I hate or dislike almost everyone and almost everything. Frankly, my verbal rants annoy the shit out of people and my Facebook statuses were getting a little bit too predictable. So I decided to against my norm and create one of the most stereotypical and predictable things I hate.. a BLOG.
here you go, have fun reading, ignoring, "Following" or hating on this little patch of the internet which i have allocated to be my stress reliever, diary and rant space.
Wow, this post is so charismatic.. lucky it's not a youtube video.

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I hate almost everything. But i do almost everything too. Don't talk to me if you wear tights as pants.