It's Christmas eve.
I'm not religious. I don't know what I believe.
But just like everyone else, I celebrate Christmas. Wonder why that is...
I guess it's because, even though I don't necessarily believe in the Lord, I do believe in the spirit of love. Christmas is about surrounding yourself with family and friends and enjoying each others company. Being thankful for what you have, as little or as lot as it is. And, of course, giving each other pointless presents.
Personally I could take or leave the presents. It's the smiles on my families faces, a few nice drinks and a couple nice meals, and watching the kids squeal with delight and wonder as they open their gifts that make it worth it to me.
So I guess I owe something to Christianity and to god, if He exists or not (I have yet to make up my mind), for giving me and my family this holiday which allows us, for one day year, to put aside our differences and honestly say 'I love you'.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
#4 (A Button I Like That Leads To Things I Hate)
I have to say, I absolutely love the "next blog" button.
This small button at the top of my page allows me, with just the slight movement of my finger, to view the lives, values and opinions of hundreds and hundreds of people across the world.
Some times I come across things I absolutely hate. In fact 90% of the time I do;
There are so many god loving preachers out there that their lack of individuality decreases the respect I have for their values.
Amateur photography, I have to say, is one of my pet peeves. I'm not going to write any more about amateur photography blogs or I'll get angry.
I think my second post, "#2 (A Pedophiles Wet Dream)" already extensively covers what I think of people who blog about their children.
And finally, the fashion blog is constantly amusing to me and seems to be a silly young girls way of trying to get chosen to write for Vogue. These blogs are usually a mix of shaky photography, pointless attempts at wit about fashion faux pas and endlessly repeated images of girls too skinny to stand up.
In spite of my hate for many other peoples blogs (mine included) I have to say I have found a few gems in the dirt.
"16 Bluebirds" inspires me to be myself and believe in other people,
"The Naughty One" made laugh out loud (in a good way)
and "Emerald Dandy" posts gorgeous photos of a gorgeous area.
Having said all that, I'm glad I have the "next blog" button to constantly amuse me and give me snapshots into the constantly mundane lives of you boring, average people.
Cheers.
This small button at the top of my page allows me, with just the slight movement of my finger, to view the lives, values and opinions of hundreds and hundreds of people across the world.
Some times I come across things I absolutely hate. In fact 90% of the time I do;
There are so many god loving preachers out there that their lack of individuality decreases the respect I have for their values.
Amateur photography, I have to say, is one of my pet peeves. I'm not going to write any more about amateur photography blogs or I'll get angry.
I think my second post, "#2 (A Pedophiles Wet Dream)" already extensively covers what I think of people who blog about their children.
And finally, the fashion blog is constantly amusing to me and seems to be a silly young girls way of trying to get chosen to write for Vogue. These blogs are usually a mix of shaky photography, pointless attempts at wit about fashion faux pas and endlessly repeated images of girls too skinny to stand up.
In spite of my hate for many other peoples blogs (mine included) I have to say I have found a few gems in the dirt.
"16 Bluebirds" inspires me to be myself and believe in other people,
"The Naughty One" made laugh out loud (in a good way)
and "Emerald Dandy" posts gorgeous photos of a gorgeous area.
Having said all that, I'm glad I have the "next blog" button to constantly amuse me and give me snapshots into the constantly mundane lives of you boring, average people.
Cheers.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
#3 (I Have No Hope For Society)
So if there's one thing I hate, it's teenage girls. Especially those from country areas.
It's like.. you are 16 years old, we can all see you just grew tits.. you don't need to advertise it on the internet.
I am so sick of seeing the latest album some teenage friend of mine has uploaded to facebook.
As I click the button to go the album I know exactly what I'm about to see and laugh at. Many, many short skirts, sexual poses and copious amount of alcohol.. straight spirits and the alcopop UDL seem to be the most popular.
These girls are 16 years old, I don't understand what it is that makes them want to go get drunk and have sex in the bushes with a random guy from school. I really don't understand it.
Luckily, with these girls constantly unploading new trash images of themselves to the internet, I have something new to laugh at every Sunday night. It never gets old seeing the ridiculous and dangerous situations these girls put themselves in and the fact that they seem to get some sort of pride out of it.
Here are a couple of the photos i've most recently laughed at.
It's like.. you are 16 years old, we can all see you just grew tits.. you don't need to advertise it on the internet.
I am so sick of seeing the latest album some teenage friend of mine has uploaded to facebook.
As I click the button to go the album I know exactly what I'm about to see and laugh at. Many, many short skirts, sexual poses and copious amount of alcohol.. straight spirits and the alcopop UDL seem to be the most popular.
These girls are 16 years old, I don't understand what it is that makes them want to go get drunk and have sex in the bushes with a random guy from school. I really don't understand it.
Luckily, with these girls constantly unploading new trash images of themselves to the internet, I have something new to laugh at every Sunday night. It never gets old seeing the ridiculous and dangerous situations these girls put themselves in and the fact that they seem to get some sort of pride out of it.
Here are a couple of the photos i've most recently laughed at.
Enjoy:
These three are 16.
Not really the type of activity I enjoy when I have a "girl's night"
#2 (A Pedophiles Wet Dream)
So I like to sit at my computer and stalk people.
It's fun, ok? Don't judge me.
Well just now, as I was exploring my new blog site (this one) I found the "next blog" button.
Being the curious person I am, I clicked the button. And what did I discover?
Many, many people blog about their CHILDREN. This is a public site, every one can see what you post !!
Just by clicking the "next blog" button maybe ten times, I became intimately aware of the Lee twins, the Anderson's little baby boy Bentley, and where the Bowman family gets their two year old daughters hair cut! and there were photos!
Is it just me, or, if these cute little tots find their asses getting stalked by Mr I-Used-To-Peep-In-The-Play-Ground-But-Now-I-Get-My-Hits-From-The-Family-Blog-Pedophile is it not their loving loving parents fault? Just a teensy tiny bit their fault?
I don't know about you ma and pa, but I'm not going to go around advertising my children on a public site.
Here are some links to the shocking fad of "lets put our kids on the net honey, i want every creep from Australia to Timbuktu to see 'em!":
http://limbabies.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog
http://scottandstaceybowman.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog
http://scottandstaceybowman.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog
P.S. Please don't take advantage of my further advertising of these children's public forums, I merely want to illustrate their shocking content.
P.P.S. Delta Goodrem just came on shuffle. I hate Delta Goodrem. I own three of her albums.
It's fun, ok? Don't judge me.
Well just now, as I was exploring my new blog site (this one) I found the "next blog" button.
Being the curious person I am, I clicked the button. And what did I discover?
Many, many people blog about their CHILDREN. This is a public site, every one can see what you post !!
Just by clicking the "next blog" button maybe ten times, I became intimately aware of the Lee twins, the Anderson's little baby boy Bentley, and where the Bowman family gets their two year old daughters hair cut! and there were photos!
Is it just me, or, if these cute little tots find their asses getting stalked by Mr I-Used-To-Peep-In-The-Play-Ground-But-Now-I-Get-My-Hits-From-The-Family-Blog-Pedophile is it not their loving loving parents fault? Just a teensy tiny bit their fault?
I don't know about you ma and pa, but I'm not going to go around advertising my children on a public site.
Here are some links to the shocking fad of "lets put our kids on the net honey, i want every creep from Australia to Timbuktu to see 'em!":
http://limbabies.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog
http://scottandstaceybowman.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog
http://scottandstaceybowman.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog
P.S. Please don't take advantage of my further advertising of these children's public forums, I merely want to illustrate their shocking content.
P.P.S. Delta Goodrem just came on shuffle. I hate Delta Goodrem. I own three of her albums.
#1 (Or, I Am A Virgin.)
I am a blogging virgin.
The "about me" section on every page I've ever had was left blank. The Bio on my Facebook is empty but for some useless crap my hacker put in. I don't have a Tumblr, nor a do I have a Twitter account.
I have never felt a need to advertise what I had for breakfast, the brand names in my wardrobe or my opinions on the latest celebrity fuck-up.
I'm a nobody and would have preferred to stay that way.. except today I realised something; I hate or dislike almost everyone and almost everything. Frankly, my verbal rants annoy the shit out of people and my Facebook statuses were getting a little bit too predictable. So I decided to against my norm and create one of the most stereotypical and predictable things I hate.. a BLOG.
here you go, have fun reading, ignoring, "Following" or hating on this little patch of the internet which i have allocated to be my stress reliever, diary and rant space.
Wow, this post is so charismatic.. lucky it's not a youtube video.
The "about me" section on every page I've ever had was left blank. The Bio on my Facebook is empty but for some useless crap my hacker put in. I don't have a Tumblr, nor a do I have a Twitter account.
I have never felt a need to advertise what I had for breakfast, the brand names in my wardrobe or my opinions on the latest celebrity fuck-up.
I'm a nobody and would have preferred to stay that way.. except today I realised something; I hate or dislike almost everyone and almost everything. Frankly, my verbal rants annoy the shit out of people and my Facebook statuses were getting a little bit too predictable. So I decided to against my norm and create one of the most stereotypical and predictable things I hate.. a BLOG.
here you go, have fun reading, ignoring, "Following" or hating on this little patch of the internet which i have allocated to be my stress reliever, diary and rant space.
Wow, this post is so charismatic.. lucky it's not a youtube video.
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